truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Out-of-Touch Mitt Romney

Romney: “So Smithers, I want your honest opinion of how I did in Louisiana. You know I have trouble mingling with the common folk and I count on your feedback…”
Smithers: “Well Sir, there was one troubling moment when you told the lady who lost her home due to the hurricane & flooding to “go home and call 211.
Romney: “That’s the proper procedure Smithers. 211 is a telephone number in Louisiana that provides information to residents about health and human services programs.
Smithers: “I understand sir, and while she could use a cell phone to make those calls, she couldn’t exactly go home.
Romney: “I didn’t mean to her flooded home you ninny! I meant one of her other homes!
Smithers: “Mr. Romney, only a teeny-tiny percentage of Americans have more than one home.
Romney: “Oh Smithers, what would I do without you to keep me abreast of the peculiar habits of the riff-raff. 

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Out-of-Touch Mitt Romney


Romney: “So Smithers, I want your honest opinion of how I did in Louisiana. You know I have trouble mingling with the common folk and I count on your feedback…”

Smithers: “Well Sir, there was one troubling moment when you told the lady who lost her home due to the hurricane & flooding to go home and call 211.

Romney: “That’s the proper procedure Smithers. 211 is a telephone number in Louisiana that provides information to residents about health and human services programs.

Smithers: “I understand sir, and while she could use a cell phone to make those calls, she couldn’t exactly go home.

Romney: “I didn’t mean to her flooded home you ninny! I meant one of her other homes!

Smithers: “Mr. Romney, only a teeny-tiny percentage of Americans have more than one home.

Romney: “Oh Smithers, what would I do without you to keep me abreast of the peculiar habits of the riff-raff. 


(via dionthesocialist)