I swear this is like every time I go to a bar club or anywhere anymore. There is at least one motherfucker who has some hate for me. Motherfukers making me side eye them back sometimes. I grabbed this girls ass. I asked first. I was like can I grab your ass? She was like “oh yes Rod, go ahead” Then after I grabbed it, I go you know that is a euphonious term for. ”Can I have some head?” She laughed and said I am not sure about all that. I knew it. She wants to. Then right after she said that this dude straight gave me the look like the monkey. I was like don’t hate. I mean I know you were buying her drinks all night and I roll in with a ass grab that turned into a hey you gonna suck my dick later joke, you should do what my friends do. Ask for instructions so you can save your money and get your dick worked on still. I did nothing with her cause I didn’t want to ruin his night plus she is too young. I like them middle age. We need more side eye postings. Heather has a awesome side eye. Actually she is one of the most expressive faces I have ever seen. Trying to figure out to do a photo shoot with her without it getting sexual or creepy. Her face says so much all the time…
(Source: cdamascus, via uglygirlsclub)
